Joshua Sunforged
Hairy Tony's — April 19, 2024
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Hairy Tony's

Cortland, NY

April 19, 2024
42.5979, -76.1805

Hairy Tony's is on Main Street in Cortland, in what amounts to downtown Cortland's most active block, and what it is doing there is the specific thing that makes a bar worth having: it is providing a room where people can show up, order something from a real bar and a real kitchen, and be in a space that has enough character to reward being in it.

Cortland's downtown has gone through the cycles that mid-sized upstate cities go through, and Main Street reflects those cycles in its building stock and its tenant mix. Hairy Tony's is operating in a building with bones, high ceilings, a bar that has the physical quality of something that was built to be significant rather than assembled as a service counter. The room has the accumulated character that comes from years of actual use by a specific community of people, which is different from the designed character that you find in concept bars that are constructed to feel like they have history.

I came through in April on a day that had covered significant miles south of here and was moving back north toward Tully. Late afternoon at the bar, which is the session that tells you what a bar actually is when not in its evening performance mode. A bar that holds up at four-thirty on a Tuesday afternoon is a bar that has earned its evening reputation rather than produced it through atmosphere management.

The bar was maintained correctly. The pour was right. The staff at the rail in that session was professional in the way that good bar staff is professional, aware without intrusive, informed without performative. I ordered what I knew they'd have and it came back correct. That is the baseline and it cleared.

The kitchen program at Hairy Tony's runs food that takes the bar-and-grill description seriously on both ends. The bar part is real, which I've covered. The grill part is running with the intention of a kitchen that takes what it's doing as a professional proposition rather than as a supplemental revenue stream attached to the liquor license. Good bar food in a downtown Cortland establishment is not guaranteed, and when it's present it is worth noting specifically.

Five stars in category. Cortland deserves to have a bar that remembers what bars are for, and Hairy Tony's is providing that on Main Street.

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